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My roomie doesn't know Gujarati. So, I gave him this: http://swadeshmedia.com/epaper/swadesh-epaper100212.html[^] (refer page no 21 second half).
In this article, a silly guys asks a silly question about his life, wife and ex.
It was great fun; my roomie tried read this article in Gujarati. The series itself is too funny to make someone understand.
Gujju guys can take a shot.
Regards,
Jwalant Natvarlal Soneji
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ROFL!! Good one!!
A person who never made a mistake never tried anything new
-Einstein, Albert
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*Sachin*_coder Can you write modules with more than *100* lines? You might have written so many bulky modules before this, but I am just asking about your *current form*.
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Cruel.
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When I used to watch news channels for the first time, they used to have good reports with no nonsense. It was always good to watch and get updated on what was going on. These days, I'm totally not sure whether I should watch or just skip channels after watching the bottom news which scrolls.
I'm not interested in watching debates which are about tragic incidents (not anymore) on those channels when all they do is just talk and take no action. It makes things worse for the victims and their relatives who are always reminded forcefully of the actual ordeal. Some of them are also "invited" to attend the debate.
Do you like any news channel these days? I think I lost interest after I saw a reporter showing a badly wounded man who was a blast victim on the ground. For more than 10 minutes. Hey can't we rise above these telecasts and close the camera to get a victim to a nearby hospital?
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I don't watch TV. I get whatever news i need from internet.
"Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction" -Pascal
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That is a great way to stay up to date I suppose. Many sources covered in a little time. You used to watch news channels before then? Or has it always been only the net?
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Previously it was newspapers and now its internet. I watch movies in it (DVD Player) but not the TV channels.
"Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction" -Pascal
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Do you now "Stay ahead of the Times" or go back to it?
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chethu665 wrote: I watch movies in it (DVD Player Porn?
Leslie Nielsen
"I am serious...and don't call me Shirley."
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That too.
"Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction" -Pascal
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i like bbc, but as far as indian news channels are concerned, many channels are addding up some entertainment or spicy news(even sometimes faking up news) to get some trp ratings.Even for me its been ages watching news in a news channel, so i get in touch with the latest thru yahoo.
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They want to make money and they are interested in getting a lot of stories and reports for that. They show more on what people want to see than reporting what is going on.
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Vijay123b wrote: i get in touch with the latest thru yahoo.
They steals old news and post them as new!
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Me too
thatrajaNobody remains a virgin, Life screws everyone
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I don't like watching news on TV, and almost all news sites are block in office, News apps in my android keeps me up to date.
A person who never made a mistake never tried anything new
-Einstein, Albert
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I just read local news paper and random news on internet. No news channels...
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you are talking about serious news channels with news and no masala..
ha ha ha, friend you are in 21st century India, that can only be in jokes...
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// 99 bugs in the code
// We fix a bug, compile it again
// 101 little bugs in the code ♫
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Each Friday night after work,
Sardar ji would fire up his outdoor grill and cook a tandoori chicken and some meat kebabs.
But, all of his neighbors were strict Catholics ...
And since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating chicken and meat on a Friday.
The aroma from the grilled meats was causing such a problem for the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their Priest.
The Priest came to visit Sardar ji and suggested that he become a Catholic.
After several classes and much study,Sardar ji attended Mass...
And as the priest sprinkled holy water over him and said,
You were born a Sikh, and raised as a Sikh, but from now, you are a Catholic."
Sardar ji's neighbors were greatly relieved, until Friday night arrived.
The wonderful aroma of tandoori chicken and meat kebabs again filled the neighborhood.
The Priest was called immediately by the neighbors and as he rushed into Sardar ji's backyard,
clutching a rosary and prepared to scold him,he stopped and watched in amazement.
There stood Sardar ji,
holding a small bottle of holy water
which he carefully sprinkled over the grilling meats
and chanted:
"Oye, you were born a chicken, and you were born a lamb, you were raised as a chicken and you were raised as a lamb but now onwards you are a potato and you are a tomato...."
If u have no wisdom of your own, reading self help books will not help you.
you will have to write them instead.
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Report[^] But got my 5!.
The man who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything. ~Edward Phelps
Man's wisest mistake: Marriage. ~ Suresh Suthar
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Leslie Nielsen wrote: In other news I'm dead
I think you missed the joke icon
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