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Vijay123b wrote: i get in touch with the latest thru yahoo.
They steals old news and post them as new! 
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Me too
thatrajaNobody remains a virgin, Life screws everyone 
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I don't like watching news on TV, and almost all news sites are block in office, News apps in my android keeps me up to date. 
A person who never made a mistake never tried anything new
-Einstein, Albert
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I just read local news paper and random news on internet. No news channels...
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you are talking about serious news channels with news and no masala..
ha ha ha, friend you are in 21st century India, that can only be in jokes...
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// 99 bugs in the code
// We fix a bug, compile it again
// 101 little bugs in the code ♫
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Each Friday night after work,
Sardar ji would fire up his outdoor grill and cook a tandoori chicken and some meat kebabs.
But, all of his neighbors were strict Catholics ...
And since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating chicken and meat on a Friday.
The aroma from the grilled meats was causing such a problem for the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their Priest.
The Priest came to visit Sardar ji and suggested that he become a Catholic.
After several classes and much study,Sardar ji attended Mass...
And as the priest sprinkled holy water over him and said,
You were born a Sikh, and raised as a Sikh, but from now, you are a Catholic."
Sardar ji's neighbors were greatly relieved, until Friday night arrived.
The wonderful aroma of tandoori chicken and meat kebabs again filled the neighborhood.
The Priest was called immediately by the neighbors and as he rushed into Sardar ji's backyard,
clutching a rosary and prepared to scold him,he stopped and watched in amazement.
There stood Sardar ji,
holding a small bottle of holy water
which he carefully sprinkled over the grilling meats
and chanted:
"Oye, you were born a chicken, and you were born a lamb, you were raised as a chicken and you were raised as a lamb but now onwards you are a potato and you are a tomato...."
If u have no wisdom of your own, reading self help books will not help you.
you will have to write them instead.
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Report[^] But got my 5!.
The man who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything. ~Edward Phelps
Man's wisest mistake: Marriage. ~ Suresh Suthar
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Leslie Nielsen wrote: In other news I'm dead
I think you missed the joke icon 
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Pramod harithsa wrote: I think you missed the joke icon
*Fart*
Are you kidding?[^]
Leslie Nielsen
"I am serious...and don't call me Shirley."
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May the Blessings of lord SHIVA always be with you.
Wishing You all Happy MahaShivaratri.
It Seems like I am the only one working at Office today. Probably the rest of the GITians are celebrating Shivaratri. I am the poor guy here All alone
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Happy 21st February - International Mother Language Day to all CP GITians.
I am proud to be a Bengalee. What about you?
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Fevicol spokesman tells they are confident getting what would be the most expensive ad deal ever in Indian advertising history with Sachin Tendulkar
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And this is what happened in today's match.
Sri Lanka beat India by 51 runs in match marred by Mankad controversy
I think we are soft, what you guys say?
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Vaayad-e-ulfat baaki hai,
ikrar-e-mohabbat baaki hai,
Kuch hamara kuch tumhara baaki hai...
Har baar ek hi raaste se guzra karo,
Abhi nazron ka takrana baaki hai.
Tassavur me wo dupatte ka kona,
Haqueeqat me unka choo jaana baaki hai.
Tumhara rooth kar chale jaana,
Hamara manana baaki hai.
Ek ek lamha ginta hoon main ab bhi...
Mere sabr ka paimana abhi baaki hai.
Talaasho jo mujhko kabhi,
To palkein geeli mat karna.
Main na miloon ye mumkin hai...
Par rooh ka guzar jaana abhi baaki hai.
Ø Rift between India team? by Abhinav S
Or media hype?
I think there maybe some issues but the media might also be adding fuel to the fire
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The wife says, "Great! What should I pack for? The ocean or the mountains?"
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Prerak Patel wrote: Pisces: You'll be feeling as confident as ever and will really be ready for a little fun and adventure today.
Oh wow, this is great information.  
My name itself is a partial palindrome : AnuraGGuptA
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@nuraGGupt@ wrote: will really be ready for a little fun and adventure today
Is it a Friday?! Oh, no... it's not.
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But my office has got vacant so early today that is seems like Friday only.
My name itself is a partial palindrome : AnuraGGuptA
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That's a 5 you deserve! Probably the best news agency in the whole world.
My Blog
My Achievements:
* Posted 25,000th message in GIT O_O
* Official supporter of the "thatraja's GIT Meet Sponsor Foundation"
What you do, when you don't know what to do is what you do when you don't want to do what you do.
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Thanks Nithin. You see, it's after 3 days. I am sure, you still can post daily headlines (I mean Rewind™) with such a small number of posts, I can't.
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Late reply. Sorry.
It is indeed difficult when a few posts are there per day. I'll try since I can post only when I get time.
My Blog
My Achievements:
* Posted 25,000th message in GIT O_O
* Official supporter of the "thatraja's GIT Meet Sponsor Foundation"
What you do, when you don't know what to do is what you do when you don't want to do what you do.
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Or media hype?
I think there maybe some issues but the media might also be adding fuel to the fire.
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It has always existed between players, but few times it gets highlighted by media as this one. In the end all that matters is the RESULT.
Don't you think the same thing goes on among team members but still people come up and work as a team to give an end result?? 
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Abhinav S wrote:
I think there maybe some issues but the media might also be adding fuel to the fire.
I agree.
Indian Team should maintain distance from Media because they always ready to make issues of small things.
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I might not read these articles but after test match losses, Dhoni is probably struggling inside to keep them together.
My Blog
My Achievements:
* Posted 25,000th message in GIT O_O
* Official supporter of the "thatraja's GIT Meet Sponsor Foundation"
What you do, when you don't know what to do is what you do when you don't want to do what you do.
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Anywhere there are Indians there is bound to be rift and division.
There is a joke saying, How many groups can two Indians form? The answer is three. Each of them will form their own group or committee and they will also form a group together.
It is only the depth of division/rift that is hyped.
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Vaayad-e-ulfat baaki hai,
ikrar-e-mohabbat baaki hai,
Kuch hamara kuch tumhara baaki hai...
Har baar ek hi raaste se guzra karo,
Abhi nazron ka takrana baaki hai.
Tassavur me wo dupatte ka kona,
Haqueeqat me unka choo jaana baaki hai.
Tumhara rooth kar chale jaana,
Hamara manana baaki hai.
Ek ek lamha ginta hoon main ab bhi...
Mere sabr ka paimana abhi baaki hai.
Talaasho jo mujhko kabhi,
To palkein geeli mat karna.
Main na miloon ye mumkin hai...
Par rooh ka guzar jaana abhi baaki hai.
My name itself is a partial palindrome : AnuraGGuptA
modified 22 Feb '12.
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@nuraGGupt@ wrote: Vaayad-e-ulfat
@nuraGGupt@ wrote: Tassavur me wo dupatte ka kona,
Haqueeqat me unka choo jaana baaki hai.
Wah wah
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