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you are talking about serious news channels with news and no masala..
ha ha ha, friend you are in 21st century India, that can only be in jokes...
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Each Friday night after work,
Sardar ji would fire up his outdoor grill and cook a tandoori chicken and some meat kebabs.
But, all of his neighbors were strict Catholics ...
And since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating chicken and meat on a Friday.
The aroma from the grilled meats was causing such a problem for the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their Priest.
The Priest came to visit Sardar ji and suggested that he become a Catholic.
After several classes and much study,Sardar ji attended Mass...
And as the priest sprinkled holy water over him and said,
You were born a Sikh, and raised as a Sikh, but from now, you are a Catholic."
Sardar ji's neighbors were greatly relieved, until Friday night arrived.
The wonderful aroma of tandoori chicken and meat kebabs again filled the neighborhood.
The Priest was called immediately by the neighbors and as he rushed into Sardar ji's backyard,
clutching a rosary and prepared to scold him,he stopped and watched in amazement.
There stood Sardar ji,
holding a small bottle of holy water
which he carefully sprinkled over the grilling meats
and chanted:
"Oye, you were born a chicken, and you were born a lamb, you were raised as a chicken and you were raised as a lamb but now onwards you are a potato and you are a tomato...."
If u have no wisdom of your own, reading self help books will not help you.
you will have to write them instead.
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Report[^] But got my 5!.
The man who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything. ~Edward Phelps
Man's wisest mistake: Marriage. ~ Suresh Suthar
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Pramod harithsa wrote: I think you missed the joke icon
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"I am serious...and don't call me Shirley."
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May the Blessings of lord SHIVA always be with you.
Wishing You all Happy MahaShivaratri.
It Seems like I am the only one working at Office today. Probably the rest of the GITians are celebrating Shivaratri. I am the poor guy here All alone
Ø 21st February by _ Kunal Chowdhury _
Happy 21st February - International Mother Language Day to all CP GITians.
I am proud to be a Bengalee. What about you?
2 Breaking by bosedk
Fevicol spokesman tells they are confident getting what would be the most expensive ad deal ever in Indian advertising history with Sachin Tendulkar
2 Mankading [modified] by Lakamraju Raghuram
Just in case if you wonder what it is, Check this out (under heading Manaded)
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And this is what happened in today's match.
Sri Lanka beat India by 51 runs in match marred by Mankad controversy
I think we are soft, what you guys say?
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Ø Twins day by pravallika tumuluri
Today is international twins day.
Happy twins Da
Ø Google Doodle by RaviRanjankr
Its weird and nice one.
Heinrich Hertz B'day Google Doodle
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Ø Tell me how am I as a poet [Hindi - Precisely Urdu] !!! [modified] by @nuraGGupt@
Vaayad-e-ulfat baaki hai,
ikrar-e-mohabbat baaki hai,
Kuch hamara kuch tumhara baaki hai...
Har baar ek hi raaste se guzra karo,
Abhi nazron ka takrana baaki hai.
Tassavur me wo dupatte ka kona,
Haqueeqat me unka choo jaana baaki hai.
Tumhara rooth kar chale jaana,
Hamara manana baaki hai.
Ek ek lamha ginta hoon main ab bhi...
Mere sabr ka paimana abhi baaki hai.
Talaasho jo mujhko kabhi,
To palkein geeli mat karna.
Main na miloon ye mumkin hai...
Par rooh ka guzar jaana abhi baaki hai.
Ø Rift between India team? by Abhinav S
Or media hype?
I think there maybe some issues but the media might also be adding fuel to the fire
Today's joke
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A man gets home, runs into his house, slams the door and shouts, "Honey, I just won the lottery! Pack your bags!"
The wife says, "Great! What should I pack for? The ocean or the mountains?"
He says, "I don't care! Just be out by the end of the week!"
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Aries: You'll be able to make some real progress on many different fronts if you can just manage to stay focused and remain patient today.
Taurus: Your charm and charisma will really be on the rise today, and your friendly attitude should draw many people to your side right now.
Gemini: A few new opportunities should be making life pretty interesting for you right now.
Cancer: You should really be capable of accomplishing a lot more than you currently are.
Leo: Try to put a little thought and energy into finding some new ways of improving your financial situation today.
Virgo: Your most important relationships will be front and center today, and you should be getting the opportunity to improve a few things.
Libra: If some new opportunities have been coming your way that you're not entirely sure what to do about, just realize that some of these could end up greatly improving your life.
Scorpio: You'll be focusing a lot of energy and attention on your most important relationships today, and any romantic encounters should prove to be very rewarding right now.
Sagittarius: You'll be able to enjoy a little relaxing time around the house with your family today, and you should really try to invite a few folks over tonight.
Capricorn: You'll be starting to develop a much more positive attitude and outlook today.
Aquarius: If you're feeling like you really want to have a little more fun today, just be careful that you don't end up getting too carried away with things.
Pisces: You'll be feeling as confident as ever and will really be ready for a little fun and adventure today.
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Prerak Patel wrote: Pisces: You'll be feeling as confident as ever and will really be ready for a little fun and adventure today.
Oh wow, this is great information.  
My name itself is a partial palindrome : AnuraGGuptA
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@nuraGGupt@ wrote: will really be ready for a little fun and adventure today
Is it a Friday?! Oh, no... it's not. 
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But my office has got vacant so early today that is seems like Friday only.
My name itself is a partial palindrome : AnuraGGuptA
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That's a 5 you deserve! Probably the best news agency in the whole world.
My Blog
My Achievements:
* Posted 25,000th message in GIT O_O
* Official supporter of the "thatraja's GIT Meet Sponsor Foundation"
What you do, when you don't know what to do is what you do when you don't want to do what you do.
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Thanks Nithin. You see, it's after 3 days. I am sure, you still can post daily headlines (I mean Rewind™) with such a small number of posts, I can't.
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Late reply. Sorry.
It is indeed difficult when a few posts are there per day. I'll try since I can post only when I get time.
My Blog
My Achievements:
* Posted 25,000th message in GIT O_O
* Official supporter of the "thatraja's GIT Meet Sponsor Foundation"
What you do, when you don't know what to do is what you do when you don't want to do what you do.
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Or media hype?
I think there maybe some issues but the media might also be adding fuel to the fire.
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It has always existed between players, but few times it gets highlighted by media as this one. In the end all that matters is the RESULT.
Don't you think the same thing goes on among team members but still people come up and work as a team to give an end result?? 
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Abhinav S wrote:
I think there maybe some issues but the media might also be adding fuel to the fire.
I agree.
Indian Team should maintain distance from Media because they always ready to make issues of small things.
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I might not read these articles but after test match losses, Dhoni is probably struggling inside to keep them together.
My Blog
My Achievements:
* Posted 25,000th message in GIT O_O
* Official supporter of the "thatraja's GIT Meet Sponsor Foundation"
What you do, when you don't know what to do is what you do when you don't want to do what you do.
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Anywhere there are Indians there is bound to be rift and division.
There is a joke saying, How many groups can two Indians form? The answer is three. Each of them will form their own group or committee and they will also form a group together.
It is only the depth of division/rift that is hyped.
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Vaayad-e-ulfat baaki hai,
ikrar-e-mohabbat baaki hai,
Kuch hamara kuch tumhara baaki hai...
Har baar ek hi raaste se guzra karo,
Abhi nazron ka takrana baaki hai.
Tassavur me wo dupatte ka kona,
Haqueeqat me unka choo jaana baaki hai.
Tumhara rooth kar chale jaana,
Hamara manana baaki hai.
Ek ek lamha ginta hoon main ab bhi...
Mere sabr ka paimana abhi baaki hai.
Talaasho jo mujhko kabhi,
To palkein geeli mat karna.
Main na miloon ye mumkin hai...
Par rooh ka guzar jaana abhi baaki hai.
My name itself is a partial palindrome : AnuraGGuptA
modified 22 Feb '12.
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@nuraGGupt@ wrote: Vaayad-e-ulfat
@nuraGGupt@ wrote: Tassavur me wo dupatte ka kona,
Haqueeqat me unka choo jaana baaki hai.
Wah wah
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Prerak Patel wrote: @nuraGGupt@ wrote: Vaayad-e-ulfat
Means Promise of love.
My name itself is a partial palindrome : AnuraGGuptA
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RaviRanjankr wrote: Oops! I forget..it's all impact of your poet.
My name itself is a partial palindrome : AnuraGGuptA
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