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1. The lounge is for the CodeProject community to discuss things of interest to the community, and as a place for the whole community to participate. It is, first and foremost, a respectful meeting and discussion area for those wishing to discuss the life of a Software developer.
The #1 rule is: Be respectful of others, of the site, and of the community as a whole.
2. Technical discussions are welcome, but if you need specific programming question answered please use Quick Answers[^], or to discussion your programming problem in depth use the programming forums[^]. We encourage technical discussion, but this is a general discussion forum, not a programming Q&A forum. Posts will be moved or deleted if they fit better elsewhere.
3. No sys-admin, networking, "how do I setup XYZ" questions. For those use the SysAdmin[^] or Hardware and Devices[^] forums.
4. No politics (including enviro-politics[^]), no sex, no religion. This is a community for software development. There are plenty of other sites that are far more appropriate for these discussions. Or if you must, use the Back Room[^] - but enter at your own risk.
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Please respect the community and respect each other. We are of many cultures so remember that. Don't assume others understand you are joking, don't belittle anyone for taking offense or being thin skinned.
We are a community for software developers. Leave the egos at the door.
cheers,
Chris Maunder
The Code Project | Co-founder
Microsoft C++ MVP
modified 9 Dec '11.
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To the IBM 701 Tape Drive.
Here[^] is a pic.
It is the machine that film directors always used to show the "computer" in 60's and 70's films.
Henry remembers it being introduced to his company.
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I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
CCC Link[ ^]
English League Tables - Live
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Allows you to see all search results from your friends and those of strangers next to their profile pictures.
Half of it is porn, it's hilarious. 
Giraffes are not real.
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Blow torch [taking of paint]
Wearing shorts [it's hot]
Drop the scraper on my leg.
Elephant!
That smarted. 
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: [taking of paint
?
Why would a blow torch wear shorts?
Why do you have a scraper on your leg, and why would you drop it?
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I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
CCC Link[ ^]
English League Tables - Live
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World champion in ice hockey... What a splendid performance by Russians but it was really a piece of cake for them to beat Slovakia...
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Damn, I missed to watch. After our (German) "underwater performance" during that contest, I haven't heard anything about it.
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"Edit books and mature stock"(9)
Quite hard, but I haven't won one for a while. 
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I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
CCC Link[ ^]
English League Tables - Live
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Parentage (ancestry)
Edit - Pare
Books - nt
mature - age
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Oi!
I said it was hard, don't solve it too quickly, you make me look dim!
Well done, points are yours.
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I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
CCC Link[ ^]
English League Tables - Live
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Dalek Dave wrote:
Any chance of a solution with that answer (for full points).
Done.
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Edited my reply already
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I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
CCC Link[ ^]
English League Tables - Live
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Thank you.
My first CCC solution in more than a month!
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Well done! I was absolutely nowhere near that!
Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water
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Thank you. Nt and age made it easy for me.
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INVENTORY?
As in:
Inventory: To make an itemized report
and
Inventory: A detailed, itemized list, report, or record of things
Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water
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Alas not, and young Abhinav has beaten you to the tape today.
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I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
CCC Link[ ^]
English League Tables - Live
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Clickety[^]
72 trillion bucks! Morons.
I don't speak Idiot - please talk slowly and clearly
'This space for rent'
Driven to the arms of Heineken by the wife
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Andy_L_J wrote: 725 trillion bucks
FTFY.
(For those who thinks: pedantic, what does it make for a difference, feel free to send me 3 trillion bucks.)
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If you can wait a little while I will send you 3 trillion drachma (about 94p)
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I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
CCC Link[ ^]
English League Tables - Live
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Have you got change for a Triganic Pu?
Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water
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I can give you a few Flanian Pobble Beads
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I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
CCC Link[ ^]
English League Tables - Live
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I don't deal in fiddling small change.
Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water
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On the head of the nail.
I don't speak Idiot - please talk slowly and clearly
'This space for rent'
Driven to the arms of Heineken by the wife
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